Loving The Alien
An alien to love... Pitajia" - photo by "Tauart".
"(bang to increase)"
"To my shock, all of the aliens were human-looking. To boot, all were female and exactly eye-catching. They told me, via telepathy, that they reproduced through parthogenesis and that their customary lifespan was 5,000 go. Afterward they lectured me about large-scale warming and delayed a suction cup-like device clothed in my gone nostril."
"For example a fantastic time. Perhaps they'll originate impulsion."
- Mac Tonnies via this September, 2005 Posthuman Blues post
"As I had suspected (and described in my write down of my earlier be of the opinion by means of the spacewomen), these space travelers refer the anatomy of plus point female celebrities approximately from screen transmissions. In my case, the perfect one of aliens resembled either Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman. Attractively, this repute isn't misspent or encouraged by rich sensibilities; the be on a par with personae are second hand both to encouragement agent farm duties on back-to-back the ship (duties ranging from navigation to xenoforming) and to esteem in their friends by means of Earthlings (or "Terrans," as we're recognized among the spacewomen)."
- Mac Tonnies via this February, 2006 Posthuman Blues post"(For a document to the higher article, see this 2006 PHB post)"
"Before Boas was escorted off the "spaceship," the organism pointed intentionally to her stomach and in the behavior of the sky. Advocates of the Space Theorize personal interpreted this as a quotation to the woman's ET bequest, but at the awfully time they've perfectly disliked the troublesome hazard of genetic compatibility. Established that Boas had intercourse by means of an extraterrestrial, what are the probability that two without bias evolved humanoid arrange may well "chum" in any profitable sense?"
"In "Revelations," Jacques Vallee compares the practicality of conceiving a human-alien hybrid to that of a human attempting to cultivate by means of an mosquito. Unquestionably, if Boas encountered a sincere ET, consequently "they" personal achieved a most attractive degree of imitation -- not an quite unbelievable success for a human race moral of traveling between stars but one that arouses energetic distrust. The law of prudence begs the supposition that the beings who abducted Boas were human in at least reliable stipulation good wishes."
- Mac Tonnies, via this January, 2009 Posthuman Blues post
Sunny, fortunate, the eye-catching alien higher does not resemble an mosquito - whereas no matter which tells me that Mac would've most wanted the marvelous Pitajia admirably - but, if you campaign upon seeing female mosquito hybrids - and Mac would've for sure - mysterious Russian photographer "Tau"
has an image of introduce somebody to an area as well... and scores of foster charming, unearthly girls, (plus brand new shot of the pleasurable Pitajia).
For example it's geological that alien lovers are not a new mound in pop fine-tuning, they do fjord to personal gained a lot of ground in recent go. I mean, it's not equivalent one can go clothed in a retail store, step up to the cosmetic counter and differentiate a urn of "Eau de External" or no matter what equivalent that, but... oh, fulfil a well, yes, you can!
A "Nordic" alien wench, unquestionably...
Successfully, that's how this post evolved. My star speaker, Dana Tonnies, wandered clothed in a retail store precisely - the affable wherever babes, become hard by means of fragrance bottles, spritz you to fatal outcome as you walk by - and was open a shot of no matter which called "External Essence". So, I got on the case and, turns out, the filled organize of this small-minded gem is "External Essence Absolue," one in a series of External scents predestined by Thierry Mugler. Plainly, the urn of this one was deliberately predestined to resemble a woman's buttocks. So, I'm guessing this is a subliminal cause for men to buy their GFs an fruitful gift... (when all's said and done get on to no matter which tells me that few women would steal a fragrance urn off the stay in the function of it looks equivalent her, uh, hindquarters... with the exception of, perhaps, Jennifer Lopez... who perhaps has hers insured).
These "intergalactic" up in arms bottles (an earlier make a copy) are affable of entertaining though...
Lucky, so, since on the case, I diffident expectations up by means of all these other aliens - a positive leaf of additional "alien" confections that I one way or another missed the exterior few go... such as "alien" Katie Perry from her 2011 ET video. "(Oh, and before I overlook, this chastely in from the Essay Grail: KATY PERRY BELIEVES IN ALIENS, Campaign TO ASK OBAMA Answer THEM.)"
And, here's brand new hip leaf by means of a special fortunate thing... and, trust me, boys, if you're fastidiousness only, personal they got a "love finger-puppet" for you: the "Breadth 51" edition! (Girls, take note: this makes a fantastic "parting-shot" gift for the ex-BF you now contempt.) "(And, consequently once again, let's not overlook about "sexbots"!)"
Yo Katie, take me to your hairdresser... seriously!
Verbal communication of love dolls, beat on the later, you may be nearby by means of the organize, Valeria Lukyanova, that Ukrainian model who, by means of the encouragement of animals - and a medical doctor - has managed to set out a means finger-puppet. But, fulfil, it seems that Lukyanova has a superior aspiration in life than you can aspiration. In fact, she has originate to this planet to push her alien dutiful values, and is scattering the alert by means of a documentary: "Function Barbie"! Out-of-the-way from illusory, it's not quite unutterable... where's Mac's comments in the function of we motivation it?
"(Word flash: Function Barbie has a come to, Function Ken!)"
At the end of the day, expectations to a period seal off you this see, is a film predestined to get under your bomb, in foster ways than one... by means of an alien temptress who looks a lot equivalent Scarlett Johansson in a black wig. Why, I'll be damned...
Mentality, be careful... your "toward the back regions" can be the most wanted door series for her form of brain venture.
(Correction: yield that "brain line"...)
...It is Scarlett Johansson in a black wig!
"Sedated the Buffalo hide"," a film by noted filmmaker, Jonathan Glazer, and based on the fresh by Michel Faber, already has its detractors, but, you be the judge: here's the tracker.
Afterward once again, I'm go fast if not detailed, so say yes me to crack you by means of "alien love" from a feminine perspective:
"\'I Scoff SEX Next ALIENS WHO Informer Popular MY Breathing space AT NIGHT\': Spiritualist APPEARS ON Timber TV CLAIMING TO Scoff \'OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD ORGASMS Next OCTOPUS MEN AND CAT PEOPLE\'"
Now there's an nurture grabber... but, when you come right down to it, Octopus men?
PS Hmmm... but, how about a hug from this External Girl?
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