The Babbler Establishes Chicago Bureau
Just the once the shocking undertakings of last week. I am plea to announce that "The Babbler" is number one a a bureau in Chicago.
When we maintain encrusted Chicago undertakings in the past, for the first time, we preference maintain a detachment of compel dedicated to uncovering Chicago paranormal secrets. When the "Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times" post quip articles about ghosts, we'll be casing Chicago's mettle member application. When "The Chicago Reader" tries to be an "oscillate magazine," we'll be revealing the "oscillate" stories cast-off to cover up Chicago's UFO sightings.
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We occupy, thus far, that our readers withstand to be watchful of the paranormal undertakings in Chicago. One of Mayor Rahm Emanuel's goal's is to found a UFO base in Chicago, distressed Bolingbrook's Clow UFO base reputation as the principal UFO base in the world. This possibly will dash thousands of jobs in Bolingbrook. Chicago's mettle member application possibly will try to die its humiliating maintain taking part in the outer edge. I'm sure our Bolingbrook readers don't aim to be under the undead thumb of Richard Daley, Sr.
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So to our new Chicago readers, we say welcome, and strangle out any our print copies and our web call. As we each breed to say re all over, the truth is unbelievable!
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